Care for a fucking?
holy-shit-its-kris-deltarune asked:
why do you hate clocks
clockmocker answered:
My username comes from the fact that I needed a second character for club penguin and I was just saying stuff and clockmocker was fun to say
I don’t actually hate clocks
Obsessed with going "No... i shan't say..." when it's very clear what I shan't say
pushing daisies really was a modern retelling of orpheus and eurydice in which they knew they wouldnt make it out of the underworld so instead they simply built a life together on the stairs
Allow me to elucidate, @a-sour-nectarine
When most people "roll their eyes", they flick their eyes directly upward, usually as far as they comfortably go, then resume looking normally.
When someone who learned the phrase before the behavior does it, they usually go in a circular (ish) motion. Since most eye movements are lines, it's usually pretty triangular: the key points are usually a diagonal up one way, then to the far other side, then to a diagonal low the first way. Thus, the eyes basically make a loop, so they "rolled".
I've found that when people who learned the up-down way first try the circular motion, they might risk motion sickness, so experiment carefully.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN MOST PEOPLE JUST LOOK UP
Much as I adore hippos, this is undeniably just. (via @persian-slipper)
Relatable
Consider the following
I legit served a man at my last job who was fully covered in nazi symbols and shit. He was a proud actual real life nazi getting icecream in a family theme park and when he left I voiced my disgust to my coworkers on how security even let him in the gate wearing all of that. And you know what that bitch said? “Well some people are offended by your rainbow flag and you are allowed to wear it so he can too”. It’s not the fucking same. Don’t fucking compare the two
Nazis’ entire mission is to exterminate anyone who’s not exactly like them. It’s in no way comparable to “some people are offended”.
me: “I’d like to visibly exist without fear”
them: “I want to literally kill these people so that they stop existing”
centrists: “I don’t see the difference”
Men need to STFU with the false equivalency, “Can I take my dick out in public and wave it around? No. So cover your boobs and feed that baby at home.”
The valid comparison is, “Can I take off my shirt and show my nipples in public? Yes. Carry on, then, that kid sounds hungry.”
“YOU FEED YOUR BABY SEMEN?!” as loudly as possible in public if this comparison ever comes up.
official boob post
Men that complain about how women have it so easy bc they can just do onlyfans or sex work if they need money are so weird.
Like all women everywhere want to do sex work, lol?
Also, wtf, you can do that too, cowards.
Slap some makeup on, get your taint waxed, and start shaking that ass.
If you can be a Twink, the world is your oyster.
